Written by: Anita Lišková
Art: Nenad Vitas

What did you want to be when you were a kid?
I am still a kid.

Which hero from a novel would you like to be?
Tom Thumb – I have the height.

Who is your favorite fictional character?
Darth Vader, I love his breathing style.

What truth about yourself would you like people to know?
That I like sardines in oil for breakfast.

What is never missing from your fridge?
The door.

What was the last thing that was stolen from you?
My hair.

What is the best place to make love?
Love or sex…?

Do you need to love to make love or do you need to make love in order to love?
I guess “love” is the most used four-letter word on the planet, after another three-letter word. Together they make sense to me.

In which country would you like to live?
No attachments. Countries make borders and seen from a distance, Earth shows no lines.

What’s the one place to where you will never return?
The Eiffel Tower; I hate heights.

Your favorite saying?
Take it easy, but take it.

If you had to sacrifice one of your senses (sight, hearing, taste etc.) which one would it be?
My common sense, I have too much of it.

Which of your dreams has come true?
My six dream kids.

If you were organizing a dinner to which you could invite five people from any place and any era, whom would you invite?
Elvis, Roy Orbison, Ricky Nelson, John Lennon, and Bill Gates. Gates would pay for the dinner and I would have a great jam session.

Do you think it is better to say everything or not to know everything?
Knowing everything and saying everything sounds like a gift I would give my worst enemy, if I had one.

Who do people confuse you with?
The Dalai Lama. Even my son did that on a photo.

Your favorite drug?
What is it you call this blue pill…?

Would you take a trip to outer space?
I am already high above the clouds.

Would you like a role in an action movie?
I am playing that part everyday at the office.

What is your worst nightmare?
Meeting Dracula at the dentist.

What would be the first thing you would warn an extraterrestrial creature?
Be wary of strangers asking for Unusual interviews.

Who would be the person you would want to furnish an office for, and why?
Gandhi. Simply, with just a carpet.

How would you like to die?
Eating spicy food and sweating to death.

What would you like to have written on your gravestone?
I did it my way.