|Written by: Anita Lišková
Art: Nenad Vitas
What did you want to be when you were a kid?
A garbage collector. I always liked the way they hang behind the car at the footboard.
In which country would you like to live?
In a country where no one has to pay taxes.
What is your reason for living?
What truth about yourself would you like people to know?
That I am an extremely entertaining fellow.
Who is your favourite fictional character?
What is your favourite activity during the day?
What’s the one place to where you will never return?
To my childhood.
What was the last thing that was stolen from you?
What is never missing from your fridge?
Your favourite saying?
What you don’t like yourself don’t do to other people.
What is your present state of mind?
Your favourite insult?
I don’t insult anyone. Or at least not on purpose.
What do you like the most about men and what do you despise?
What do you like the most about women and what do you despise?
I like that women are different from men. I hate the fact that they can never be understood.
If you were organizing a dinner to which you could invite five people from any place and any era, whom would you invite?
I would invite my friends and my family. Forget celebrities.
What is the best place to make love?
Do you think it is better to say everything or not to know everything?
How do you get up in the morning?
Early and always with my right foot.
Who do people confuse you with?
People do not confuse me, but they estimate I am 20 years old.
What would be the first thing you would warn an extraterrestrial creature?
Beware of taxi drivers.
How would you like to die?
Without any pain.
Your favourite drug?
Work and sports.
What would you like your gravestone to say?
Ivo Lukačovič, born 7.2.1974…and then the date of my death.