Written by: Milan Duda
Art: Nenad Vitas

What did you want to be when you were a kid?
Karel Gott.

What country would you like to live in?
In the land of Oz.

What is the meaning of your life?
To find its meaning.

Your favorite fictitious character?
Everyone in Čtyřlístek. (Four-Leaf-Clover, a children’s magazine)

What is your favorite daytime activity?
Dreaming.

Where will you never go back to?
Never say never.

What was the last thing that was stolen from you?
Time.

How will mankind be living in 100 years?
Underground.

Your favorite saying?
Live and let live.

Your favorite insult?
” You homonculus!”

What is a day off worth to you?
Nine hours of sleep.

How do you get up in the morning?
In stages.

Which of your dreams has come true?
All of them so far. Even the blackest of them.

What is your worst nightmare?
That all my dreams come true.

What is the best investment you’ve ever made?
Emotional investments in friends who weren’t friends.

If you had to sacrifice one of your senses, which one would it be?
My father lives a rather satisfied life without his sense of smell.

If you were organizing a dinner and could invite five people from any era, whom would you invite, and why?
Marilyn Monroe, because she was beautiful, Václav and Dagmar Havel, because I respect them, Diana Ross, because she’s amazing, and Bill Clinton, because he’s a great man.

If you won the lottery and didn’t have to ever work again, how would you spend your time?
Hanging out and protecting nature.

Do you think it’s better to always know the truth or to never know anything?
Often there’s nothing crueler than the truth.

Which action hero would you like to play, and why?
James Bond – I like to travel, too.

What would be the first thing you’d warn an alien about?
That Star Wars was just a movie.

What’s your favorite drug?
Home.

A gift you would like to get?
Tranquility and reconciliation.

Do you like happy endings?
All my life up to now is a happy end.